GOONCUCK

What's up, GOONERS?! Less questions, more edging: Isn't that what gooning is all about? Well, someone thought about it, and made a game for you to have the wank of your life. - Jeez, nobody has made you feel that special in a while, have they? - Pump, edge, and leak to your DEFEAT over, and over, and over again, CUCKY. This game was made for REAL CUCKS. So if you're not a real cuck, turn around: the game is NOT for you. - Or rather, fuck 'em all, and show them who's the boss. - (It's just a game, don't take it personally.)