Pillory Talk

A carnival for the ages and those of age! - Including mead, meat, and usual faire games, this carnival features a wonderful pillory for carnal desires as well for no additional cost! - Keyboard and mouse required - Test your vim and vigor! - A test of reflex and typing await you! Type insults from years gone by to enrage (and entice) faire goers to come up and relieve their needs using the local harlequin locked in the pillory. No fees required! - Type the words that come by to craft insults in modern English! - See how thick the skins of the common folk are before they try to put your mouth to use! The more you insult while servicing, the higher the more points you'll earn! - Don't get too excited too quickly! - Click on patrons to hasten their pleasure and keep yourself from being swept off your feet! Coming up with insults is a great way to keep your mind off the pleasure! - Aim to please! - Aim for a higher and higher score to avoid being forgotten as a common lout. Satisfy enough patrons and you might achieve a perfect performance! Why settle for only pleasing them and not having fun yourself?​